Welcome to The Starlit Blade!
So this is my blog. I’m Stari, I have adhd, anxiety and depression as well as being autistic. My current hyperfixation is Fallout, but I also post about The Henry Stickmin Collection, Terraria, Minecraft, and other stuff I used to hyperfixate on. I post original art and shitty Among Us memes as well. I also operate @askocculttoppats, which is an askblog for my thsc occult au. Honestly, it’d be best if you read my carrd.
fellow nd people, there is an amazing app called ‘Emergency Chat’ on both the Apple Store and Google Play which can help you communicate during a sensory overload shutdown or meltdown.
it’s really simple to use, and you can customise the message which pops up (this is my sensory overload one)
it’s free to use, and could be a lifesaver.
neurotypicals, please spread this: it could really help a neurodiverse person during a moment of crisis!
oh my god I’m so glad this exists being alone in a shutdown sucks this is fantastic
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
what the fuck is that comment
now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!
“if you can’t reblog this unfollow me” 0/10, no creativity
“[x people] MUST reblog this” 2/10 I was already going to until you said that
“if you can’t reblog this we can’t be mutuals” 5/10 kinda funny because the person who added that is usually a complete rando. Still probably unfollowing whoever put this on my dash though
“you can reblog this actually” 1/10 no shit, sherlock. Did adding that to the post make you feel good, or something???
“people who like this post but don’t reblog it are all hypocrites looking for woke points” 8/10 extra points for creativity and for actually riling me up. That’s really not how tumblr likes work btw
“look, you’re not obligated to reblog this if you really don’t want to, but think hard about WHY it is you don’t want to” -10000/10 I don’t want to SOLELY because you said that. You ruined a perfectly good post is what you did. Look at it. It’s anxiety-inducing
“I don’t care if this doesn’t fit your blog ~aesthetic~” yeah my blog aesthetic is not sending my followers into panic/guilt spirals about things they can’t do anything to change or help
gimme sammich
gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like
Always reblog Gib Bagul
this is the worst image i’ve ever seen
The last thing you wããnt in your tumblr dashboard is another Loss joke…but as it turns out, that might be what you gãæt
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
Im not one to be violent towards people, but I’d punch a nazi
what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!
happy birthday to the only video game ever
axeylotl
